Monday, January 21, 2013

Crazy creationist quotes



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Quote# 65191
im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape

luv4cs
 
Quote# 67928
<<In reply to if evolution isn't true, how do you explain things like the blind spot in the human eye?>>

I don’t have a blind spot in my eye. Both of them see very well and I am thankful for the 137million light sensitive cells that make sight possible. Do you have a blind spot in your eye? If you do, I suggest that you see an optician and see if he can either fix it, or get you another eye.

Ray Comfort

Quote# 77004
Q-If God created the world 6,000 years ago or so, why are stars millions of light years away?

A-Brendon, what a question! Yes, we know from the dates God gives us in the Bible that He did create the whole universe about 6,000 years ago. When we hear the term light-year, we need to realize it is not a measure of time but a measure of distance, telling us how far away something is. Distant stars and galaxies might be millions of light-years away, but that doesn’t mean that it took millions of years for the light to get here, it just means it is really far away!

Ken Ham

Quote# 70373
Why is it still fuckin legal for those cock-licking homo pigs to maintain this nazi fucking LIE called evolution. Let tens of thousands of evil DEVILS of ETERNAL flames burns their grandchildren in concentration camps all over the planet. And if that doesn't shut down these cunt morons, I shall personally rip their intenstines through their GOD DAMN nosdrils!...I just get so fucking upset when I hear people talk about this gay shit piece of pussy EVOLUTION. I am NO son of a buttfucking God damn ape, and that's scientific enough for me! Hell yeah! We should decapitate all those bitch slapping freak loving idiots, who think God is dead and who uses the name of Jesus to wipe their infidel pedofile asses.

Sara Ahlmark

Quote# 60638
Students, give this test to your teachers. When they fail it, ask them why they are teaching this nonsense!

Teachers, give this test to your students if you really want them to know the truth about evolution!

1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?


Missing Universe Museum

Quote# 77519
Gravity is a theory, not a proven fact.

The effects of gravity can be explained by other theories. An example would be the acceleration theory which asserts the earth is actually moving 'upward' at a constant rate of 1g (9.8m/sec^2). This produces the same effect as "gravity".

See there are different theories for the same phenomena - and none are facts, they are just theories.

Cassiterides

Quote# 71130
"Are... are you now disputing the existance of DNA???"

Yes. DNA can never be proven. Evolutionists are obsessed with it because they always say ''chimps share 97% DNA with modern man'' etc. That's great, however you would then need to prove DNA is real.

Asycthian

Quote# 83483
There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?

Knightmare

Quote# 74719
When I decided to homeschool my six year old son, I told him we were going to do "Dinosaur Week". Which turned into "Dinosaur Month". . . at the least! We watched "Walking With Dinosaurs" and a lot of other documentaries. He's a pretty smart kid, too, so even he ended up saying "Ok. Scientists say that God isn't real. They say earth is a kajillion years old. They say that people and dinosaurs weren't alive at the same time and that a lot of dinosaurs could have died from a big flood, but that The Flood didn't happen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!". He gets really upset about people not believing in God - as in he doesn't want them going to hell and he can't believe people can ignore God all around us. Every time we watch one of those dinosaur things, he gives a big, overly-dramatic sigh whenever they start talking about "millions of years" or evolution.

One that really cracked him up was where they theorize about reptiles evolving into humanoid creatures. Good grief! And they teach most of this stuff as FACT in schools!!!! I can't believe it. Neither can a six year old. So WHY is it so accepted?!!?

I teach him what makes SENSE. NOT what science textbooks say. I also teach my kids to question what they are taught - especially what they learn in school. It's really not fun at all having a bunch of junior scientists in the house when 99% of science seems to be atheistic.

HisPrincess

 Quote# 86046
I have plainly said that I do believe ‘geocentrism’ as God states plainly in the Bible that ‘the Earth is the center of it all’ all meaning the universe. There is plenty of scientific evidence for anyone to see this is becoming much more apparent. You on the other hand want to constantly go back to a centuries old definition to imply ‘all’ as merely our solar system.

BrandtMichaels

20 comments:

  1. Unreal. The level of ignorance (or ignorant violence in the one case)is astounding.

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  2. This was incredibly painful to read in its entirety.

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  3. Don't post any more of these. It hurts to read. I think I need an aspirin.

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    1. Actually I'm hoping that more get posted! I haven't felt this smart in ages!

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    2. Your wish has been granted.

      http://scienceskepticism.blogspot.com/2013/02/ten-crazy-quotes-from-kent-hovinds.html

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    3. This makes me physically nauseous to read. I know my 7yr old will never be this ignorant. I teach her to question everything. I have not pushed religion or atheism on her. When she is older she can make an educated and knowledgeable decision. I don't believe in child abuse.... Or a fictional being in a book created by man.

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  4. My brain, the hurt.
    Quick answers, which is going from common sense, and I shall make an ephisis, not an observed fact
    1. female (based off every female is what bears young.)
    2. ~0
    3. Well, an assumption can't be used in the hypothesis and the conclusion, so, you first.
    4. we don't know if there hasn't been one that re-evolved. I'm waiting for the Dodo to come back to existance
    5. I'm betting on the eye, and everything else evolved to protect the eye.
    6. ~0
    7. Read definition of species, they can't mate with something else and have those offspring continue to reproduce.
    8. Ha, ha, ha. There is a new stage of evolution every generation, except it takes more than 5 generations to create a new species.
    9. We are still looking for them. And there will always be some information lost to time. Do you remember what you did when you were 1? No. Neither do we.
    10. If you notice, there isn't any naturally forming coins in nature. Ergo, a coin is complex.
    11. Actually, there are oils, gasses, and fossils being formed today. I bet you can't find them though.
    12. You know, if something is unnecessary, we evolve to no longer have them. Have you seen snakes? Some have itty bitty bones that are reminiscent of legs, and they worthless to the snake, yet they still have them.
    13. Have you heard of the Nobel Prize for Science? They have handed out the prize for Evolution at least once in 1983
    14. Ecology (the study of communities) says that we are reaching overpopulation. And if it wasn't for industrialization, we WOULD be overpopulated.
    15. New species evolve because of both random mutation, and because of the environment, therefor: if different continents have different environment, different species evolve.

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    1. Erm.. not exactly..

      12. appendix, tail bone, wisdom teeth, ear muscles, plica semilunaris... Wikipedia has an entire page on vestigial organs/behaviours. I think they can even make 50.

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  5. Such anger.

    "The danger of teaching a child only one absolute and inviolable set of rules is that when the child meets contradictions she has no way to integrate those contradictions into her world." -- Cary Tennis

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    1. I was thinking more along the lines of.... she is teaching her child to grow up, take her guns, kill her, then go down to the nearest school and shoot as many people as possible.

      I am sure that never happens tho because it's not mentioned in the bible.

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  6. This is some pretty legit stuff, totally taken out of context. The one was very... not appropriate, but Ray Comfort, the 6-year-olds.... they got this, man! why is it so hard to just accept the basic truth that is Creation? Evolution is a theory. Dictated by stubborn men who refuse to just accept that God Created. So they try super hard and come up with anything they can throw together.... Real Intelligent.

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    1. What proof do you have in creationism? Why is it that you aren't the stubborn one?

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    2. Hello, Kendra. Please see my guide to the top ten myths about evolution: http://scienceskepticism.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-top-ten-myths-about-evolution.html

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    3. Honestly I don't know whether to laugh of cry...the ignorance of a child I can understand but the stupidity of those other knobs is down right scary. Imagine those fools raising kids.

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